“Countless sensitive crustaceans experienced an agonizing death when this truck rolled over and their bodies came crashing down onto the highway,” PETA Executive Vice President Tracy Reiman said.
“Countless?”
I’m pretty sure the seafood company had an inventory of what was on the truck.
“Sensitive crustaceans?”
Yes, lobsters are very caring, sensitive, creatures known to shed a tear or two on sad occasions.
Perhaps PETA would like to build a monument near our home for all the pigs, cows, chickens, etc. we have devoured through the years… Read More PETA Wants a Lobster Memorial at Crash Site…