Ms. Flores in action, resisting!!!
Shortly after Donald Trump’s election in November 2016, a group of ultra-sensitive liberal students of the University of California-San Diego decided the best and brightest way to combat their Democratic loss would be to head out to Interstate-5 in the dead of night and block traffic with their gender-neutral bodies.
Expectedly, they quickly discovered that it takes much more than 150 pounds of fascist flesh to stop a speeding car.
On November 9 at 1:40 a.m., 19-year-old sophomore and anti-Trump activist Mariana Flores put her limited knowledge of physics to the test, stepping out in front of traffic. Demonstrating a spectacular display of Darwinism, Flores was subsequently hit by a speeding vehicle, crushing her pelvis, fracturing her leg, and causing her several other avoidable injuries. However, instead of suing the driver who plowed through her, as most hard-headed leftists would, Flores has filed a lawsuit against her own left-leaning college campus for the most perfectly karmic reason.
Showcasing the fact that liberal colleges have created a monster they can no longer control, Flores and her lawyer, Gene Sullivan, are suing UC San Diego for failing to stop her from protesting against Trump in the freeway. In an appropriately absurd dose of liberal logic, Sullivan alleges that the college knew about, planned, and even organized the “protest” in the freeway and that their knowledge of such an inane and dangerous demonstration suggests that the school supported such behavior, according to The College Fix.
“According to Sullivan, not doing anything and failing to act is legally the same thing as supporting the protest,” the newspaper reported. “Sullivan further alleged that the protest was encouraged by people in positions of authority at the university, and that ‘if anyone that is in authority with the university – a [Residential Advisor] – says ‘let’s go,’ the university would be responsible.”
Along with UCSD and the driver involved in the accident, the lawsuit lists the University of California Regents, the city and county of San Diego, and the entire state of California as holding legal responsibility for Flores’ hair-brained decision to run out into traffic.